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To
Commander-In-Charge of Universe Sectors No. #%^ to #&$
I have successfully infiltrated the dominant species of the planet, disguised in their biological form, and has been living with them for a time period of ^@* time-units, which would be described as "27 years" in Earth terms. You would be surprised to know that after our last visit, the dominant species have now been replaced by a new biped-race. From the outside, this species look more timid and quieter compared to those roaring giant creatures. With these biped life forms, first I had trouble understanding what seemed to be a complex life form, but eventually I came to the understanding that they are just as wild and dim-witted as their predecessors.
They are known by the name Homosapiens, or Humans. Human species are basically carbon life forms that give birth to their off-springs in a way which is at their maximum pain-threshold considering their inferior biological design. Still they have somehow managed to become overpopulated and soon will be consuming out the entire resources of their home-planet, within a time that I would roughly estimate to be ^&#@* time-units. They do try in their best means to compensate for it by killing off other species of life-forms to make space.
As far as their intellect is concerned, humans consider themselves to be the most intelligent species of the planet, which to some extent is true. However, my observation is that they are no different from the rest of the life-forms in the sense that they learn and follow only what they are taught, without showing any reasoning capabilities to question anything. The off-springs are taught to follow the same ideologies of their biological makers, and most of them oblige without questions asked. Throughout their life-cycle, they are taught not to reason for themselves or question the set ways of human civilization. Those who do not compel are put through intense abuse and humiliation by their own kind, very much similar to the Mind-Tormenting Punishment Program reserved for the most heinous criminals of our planet.
I did come across an unheard concept, something I've never heard about in any galaxy, a curious entity known here as Money. Even after researching about it in detail, I'm sorry to inform you that I still can't comprehend or explain the exact definition or purpose of this entity. It is some sort of an intermediary commodity that humans use to exchange or share other commodities. Although most of the times they seem to care less about the commodities that they actually need, more worried about storing up more and more of this money-entity, without utilizing for it any particular purpose at all. Apparently the possession of this entity is used as a kind of measuring-scale to decide how productive a human-life has been.
Their history has also been marked with lots of aggressive battles between themselves, mostly for the possession of the aforementioned money-entity and other times in the name of religion. This species has a different definition for religion in this planet. As a matter of fact, they don't have a common religion; different sections follow their own religion. I've studied all the known religions in their history so far, and I can state with certainty that none of them came anywhere close to figuring out the true spiritual nature of the Universe. Occasionally throughout their history, there has been reported cases about rare superior-intellectuals who actually did came close in explaining the true nature of spirituality . But most of them were treated as heretics and tortured to death. (Unfortunately I wasn't able to get the DNA samples of such individuals to check on their true nature of origins.)
A major fraction of the species believe themselves to have been created as some kind of a miniature-clones of a superior being. But considering all the health-issues they have to go through because of their poorly constructed biological build, I am inclined to believe an alternate hypothesis followed by another section of their species. This section believes that they were evolved from another biped species over the course of time. I've researched into their genetic pool and that theory does seem very plausible. Although I do suspect some genetic-alterations on an amateurish level, possibly from one of our grad-students on vacation. I also found some left over portable-toilets, which certain human rulers of an ancient civilization embraced as their tombs later. I would urge you to enforce more legal-acts restricting under-age visits to inferior planets.
As for your question if these life-forms possess any threat to the rest of your sectors of Universe, I can assure you that they are only a threat to themselves. I would strongly suggest against wasting any of our weaponry against these inferior creatures. Give them some time and they will blow up this planet by themselves. Hopefully I will be relieved of my duty and given permission to get back home before that.
Hail *&#@^(*%
To
Commander-In-Charge of Universe Sectors No. #%^ to #&$
I have successfully infiltrated the dominant species of the planet, disguised in their biological form, and has been living with them for a time period of ^@* time-units, which would be described as "27 years" in Earth terms. You would be surprised to know that after our last visit, the dominant species have now been replaced by a new biped-race. From the outside, this species look more timid and quieter compared to those roaring giant creatures. With these biped life forms, first I had trouble understanding what seemed to be a complex life form, but eventually I came to the understanding that they are just as wild and dim-witted as their predecessors.
They are known by the name Homosapiens, or Humans. Human species are basically carbon life forms that give birth to their off-springs in a way which is at their maximum pain-threshold considering their inferior biological design. Still they have somehow managed to become overpopulated and soon will be consuming out the entire resources of their home-planet, within a time that I would roughly estimate to be ^&#@* time-units. They do try in their best means to compensate for it by killing off other species of life-forms to make space.
As far as their intellect is concerned, humans consider themselves to be the most intelligent species of the planet, which to some extent is true. However, my observation is that they are no different from the rest of the life-forms in the sense that they learn and follow only what they are taught, without showing any reasoning capabilities to question anything. The off-springs are taught to follow the same ideologies of their biological makers, and most of them oblige without questions asked. Throughout their life-cycle, they are taught not to reason for themselves or question the set ways of human civilization. Those who do not compel are put through intense abuse and humiliation by their own kind, very much similar to the Mind-Tormenting Punishment Program reserved for the most heinous criminals of our planet.
I did come across an unheard concept, something I've never heard about in any galaxy, a curious entity known here as Money. Even after researching about it in detail, I'm sorry to inform you that I still can't comprehend or explain the exact definition or purpose of this entity. It is some sort of an intermediary commodity that humans use to exchange or share other commodities. Although most of the times they seem to care less about the commodities that they actually need, more worried about storing up more and more of this money-entity, without utilizing for it any particular purpose at all. Apparently the possession of this entity is used as a kind of measuring-scale to decide how productive a human-life has been.
Their history has also been marked with lots of aggressive battles between themselves, mostly for the possession of the aforementioned money-entity and other times in the name of religion. This species has a different definition for religion in this planet. As a matter of fact, they don't have a common religion; different sections follow their own religion. I've studied all the known religions in their history so far, and I can state with certainty that none of them came anywhere close to figuring out the true spiritual nature of the Universe. Occasionally throughout their history, there has been reported cases about rare superior-intellectuals who actually did came close in explaining the true nature of spirituality . But most of them were treated as heretics and tortured to death. (Unfortunately I wasn't able to get the DNA samples of such individuals to check on their true nature of origins.)
A major fraction of the species believe themselves to have been created as some kind of a miniature-clones of a superior being. But considering all the health-issues they have to go through because of their poorly constructed biological build, I am inclined to believe an alternate hypothesis followed by another section of their species. This section believes that they were evolved from another biped species over the course of time. I've researched into their genetic pool and that theory does seem very plausible. Although I do suspect some genetic-alterations on an amateurish level, possibly from one of our grad-students on vacation. I also found some left over portable-toilets, which certain human rulers of an ancient civilization embraced as their tombs later. I would urge you to enforce more legal-acts restricting under-age visits to inferior planets.
As for your question if these life-forms possess any threat to the rest of your sectors of Universe, I can assure you that they are only a threat to themselves. I would strongly suggest against wasting any of our weaponry against these inferior creatures. Give them some time and they will blow up this planet by themselves. Hopefully I will be relieved of my duty and given permission to get back home before that.
Hail *&#@^(*%
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